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    I have heard on cruise ships that there are a lot of girls? Is this true? Do they mean passengers or crew? And are they out of bounds? Just wondering...

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    Don't be such a pervert On a serious note, if you are basing your career choices on the amount of women at sea you might be applying for the wrong profession.

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    • #3
      To quote an old sailor - we have lots of buoys, but hardly any girls... Porn is supposed to be good if you're after that sort of thing though.
      Pointy bit is the front, blunt bit is the back... Simples!

      Will work for money/sea time.

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      • #4
        This has got to be a wind up....
        I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.....

        All posts here represent my own opinion and not that of my employer.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MrStealth View Post
          To quote an old sailor - we have lots of buoys, but hardly any girls... Porn is supposed to be good if you're after that sort of thing though.
          Botleks used to carry quite a large selection if the OP is ever in Europoort
          io parlo morse

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          • #6
            And we have a predator in the house....Obviously really fussy on his women! :P

            I'd say be careful about guests, its probably got more potential for a lawsuit. People do anything for a refund.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sarah View Post
              And we have a predator in the house....Obviously really fussy on his women! :P

              I'd say be careful about guests, its probably got more potential for a lawsuit. People do anything for a refund.
              They tend to be off limits..

              Sent via smoke signal
              I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.....

              All posts here represent my own opinion and not that of my employer.

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              • #8
                Box-boats might have some woman aboard if you're lucky - they also come with a free foot-pump and puncture repair kit!

                I must admit though, I find it rather concerning that anyone would ask this as a serious question.
                Pointy bit is the front, blunt bit is the back... Simples!

                Will work for money/sea time.

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                • #9
                  Yeah when I read this through after I posted it I saw that is does seem pretty dodgy! I am actually in a 100% committed relationship with my girlfriend and have no plans to go to sea in pursuit of that sort of thing. This was posted on the back of a discussion with a friend (about my possible future career) who wanted to find if the roomers about this were true. Sorry if I have offended anyone!

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                  • #10
                    And here Ends today's lesson on Internet forums ;-)

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                    Trust me I'm a Chief.

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                    No I do not report things from here to them as they are quite able to come and read this stuff for themselves.


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                    • #11
                      I keep one under my bed just in case! Sometimes they require feeding and a little water, to be honest it's rather an inconvenience but you do what you must, if you are really lucky you can steal one and hide her under your bed, but be warned, if you leave them too long without food and water they start to smell funny and don't move when you poke them, then you have to replace them.

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                      • #12
                        I keep a boy under my bed, I let him out to do the cleaning and laundry occasionally. Cos that's what boys are for, right?

                        Oh, I'm baaaaaack!!! Miss me?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by size4riggerboots View Post
                          I keep a boy under my bed, I let him out to do the cleaning and laundry occasionally. Cos that's what boys are for, right?

                          Oh, I'm baaaaaack!!! Miss me?
                          Oh good glad you are back someone to keep them in check, 'twas starting to get a bit laddish!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by size4riggerboots View Post
                            Oh, I'm baaaaaack!!! Miss me?
                            How does one answer that without causing offense or worrying one...
                            I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.....

                            All posts here represent my own opinion and not that of my employer.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GuinnessMan View Post
                              How does one answer that without causing offense or worrying one...
                              Uh ohhh, bad move Guinnessman... (I've wanted to use that emoticon for ages!)

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