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**size4riggerboots** · 17 July 2013, 10:24 AM

When you share a cabin, there will be times when one of you is there and the other is not! Especially if you're on watches. If your cabin mate feels the need to indulge while you are in the room, I'd suggest you politely ask him not to!

Oh, and girls have needs too!

**Unregistered** · 17 July 2013, 10:48 AM

HA! I laughed so much when this came up. It really is just a funny subject.

When I went on-board my first ship I had no pornography and I thought I was going to manage... two days later I had to ask a rating for some porn! Now I had my own cabin, so I can't comment on that. However, if you are sharing the other guy will understand and suggest to do it when you are away.

The subject was mentioned almost every day! After leaving the watch I would say "Good Watch" to which there was the reply "Good salsal" (this is the filipeno word for you-know-what). The Chief mate recommended it as it was healthy - which it is!

The most awkward situation I thought I was in was asking a rating for his porn... later the on the same day when it was time for salsal, I slowly recognized the same rating in a video clip... And that is how to turn the tables of embarrassment.

**CharlieDelta** · 17 July 2013, 11:06 AM

I'm doing some selective editing here, please remember that we have visitors under 18!

**EH75** · 17 July 2013, 11:11 AM

Ah yes, we wouldn't want to corrupt the minds of the 15-16 year old guys who are on here looking for cadetship advice...

**CharlieDelta** · 17 July 2013, 11:15 AM

I know that they're exactly the kind of people who will be most interested in this line of discussion, but at the end of the day, my name, and that of the other mods, is linked to this site and we cannot be associated with inappropriate content. So I'm fine with the general topic. I just ask that posters bear the above in mind.

**GuinnessMan** · 17 July 2013, 03:54 PM

Hatchorder! Over here! A thread in your area of expertise!

The saying "all men are either wank3rs or liars" stands true. Whilst the ships staff wont have a problem with you having "training films" on your laptop, certain port authorities will have a problem with it so try to keep it low key.

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**Lewis** · 17 July 2013, 04:47 PM

This thread has no where near enough colourful euphemisms for my liking. Wish I wasn't at sea and could get my viz profanasaurus out.

**size4riggerboots** · 17 July 2013, 04:54 PM

I'm sure we used to have a wonderful smilie of someone spanking the monkey, all I can find is a selection of sheep shaggers tho

**GuinnessMan** · 17 July 2013, 05:16 PM

Whatever floats your boat S4....

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**Hatchorder** · 17 July 2013, 06:12 PM

I think that this area of expertise is a field that everyone considers themselves as an expert...... Since when have any of you never satisfied yourself? ....exactly!

But underlying it all there is a serious question.

First of all the days of "Windy" Baboulene talking about first trip cadets sitting in a darkened ships bar having a "first past the post" competition and the winner shouting out and the lights going on and everyone sat there tackle in hand with grins on are long gone..... thankfully.

But horizontal jogging - solo runs - are perfectly normal and healthy. The trick is not getting caught or leaving evidence around!

Sharing a room does mean that there are times you CANNOT indulge - and I mean that. Nothing worse than the distinctive noises emanating from the bunk above accompanied by the little noises when someone gets into their vinegar strokes followed by a sigh and silence! There is always the bathroom or the shower if you never get time alone.

Taking "toys" with you is not out of the question, but be prepared for a quizzical look from a nice customs man when he goes through your luggage and he holds it up in front of you and says "Que?". Some alternative home made suggestions are to ask the chef for some liver and remember to warm it up first or ask the Chief Engineer for a tub of swarfega!

As said before taking porno is risky unless it is suitable hidden and safe - There are many pieces of software that can encrypt files. Install the software, encrypt the files and then when you have saved them change the extension to something like an mdb file - which is a Database file. They look like a DB file if you give them an appropriate name (for goodness sake do not leave the original name!), but if someone tries to open them then it just shows as a corrupted file. Choose a good password, different to all your others, and then even if they do work out what it is you just do not use the password and it stays encrypted. Providing the software uses a good algorithm such as Blowfish then it cannot be unpicked and even if they look at the code it does not show the original file name or extension.

Some software even allows you to create a self decrypting file with an exe extension. Again change the extension and it will just show as a corrupted file in the programme you try to run it in. You can then un-install the software so they have no idea what software you used to encrypt the files. Have a look at AxCrypt.

Just remember keep the original file and decrypt a copy but remember to delete the copy before you leave the ship. Someone I know had all his files hidden and encrypted, but left the decrypted copies in his download folder and got caught!

Finally NEVER be tempted to video yourself in action with someone and take it away with you unless it is protected. The last thing you want to do is turn on "Tug TV" in a hotel somewhere to see someone has uploaded your amateur video and you are now the subject of a "sex disasters compilation".

And just remember if you have to partake whilst ashore to scratch that itch then remember - "Don't be silly - cover that willy!"

S4R is right - girlies have needs as well - just don't start asking which bits they borrow from the Chief! - "Where's the soap?", "Yes it does, doesn't it!"

Sorry it took so long to reply - trying to type one handed...........

Ian

**Unregistered** · 17 July 2013, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by Hatchorder View Post

And just remember if you have to partake whilst ashore to scratch that itch then remember - "Don't be silly - cover that willy!"

Whilst we are on this subject, what is everyone's opinion on this matter? I have always being tempted, but never done so. Is it wrong? Thoughts?

**size4riggerboots** · 17 July 2013, 07:11 PM

Nothing wrong with it as long as you wear a love glove and aren't cheating on someone back home.

**GuinnessMan** · 17 July 2013, 07:30 PM

If its with a willing participant then no problem.

If you're paying for it, then thats a whole different thing and is best avoided...

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**Unregistered** · 17 July 2013, 08:03 PM

I had an awkward moment at sea, I'm no homophobic but was sharing a cabin with a homosexual and I pretty much refrained from 'satisfying' myself on my 7 month phase! However, I was shocked as I walked in my cabin to find him going hell for leather on the mess steward! Wow that was an awkward moment haha

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